There was a black kid and
a white kid looking in the white kids Sisters room through a window.
The white kids sister had her friends over and they started changing.
They took of their shirts, then their pants, and then their bra's.
Finally they were gettin ready to take off their panties and the
black kid started runnin away. The white kid is like what the fuck
is he doing and he started yellin, "Wait up, what the fuck are you
doin?" The white kid finally caught up to the black kid and said,
"What the fuck are you doin man, it was just gettin to the best part."
The black kid replies, "My mom told me that if I ever seen a naked women
I would turn to stone, and I already felt somethin gettin hard."
The manager hired a new secretary.
she was young, sweet, and polite. One day while taking dictation,
she noticed his fly was open. While leaving the room, she courteously
said, "Oh sir, did you know that your barracks door was open."
He did not understand her remark, but later on happened to look down
and saw that his zipper was open. He decided to have some fun with his
new employee. Calling her in, he asked, "By the way,
Miss Jones, when you saw my barracks door open this morning, did
you also see a soldier standing at attention." The secretary,
who was quite witty, replied, "Why, no sir, all I saw was a little
disabled veteran, sitting on two duffel bags!"